$TESTICLES

the hairiest coin on pump.fun.
paired with $HYPE. two of them. obviously.

CA:

$TESTICLES blob riding a rocket to the moon, drawn in MS Paint

made in mspaint™

$TESTICLES/$HYPE ✦ hairy hands only ✦ no jeets in the sack ✦ fresh off pump.fun ✦ drawn with a mouse on a 2003 dell ✦ $TESTICLES/$HYPE ✦ always come in pairs ✦

wtf is this

$TESTICLES is a fully dumb, fully community memecoin born on pump.fun. One mint-green peanut. Several stray hairs. Zero utility, maximum swing.

Everything good comes in pairs. $HYPE needed a partner. Now it has $TESTICLES. We trade together, we dangle together.

Two blobs labelled $TESTICLES and $HYPE holding hands

the pair

$TESTICLES + $HYPE = ❤

Spiritually paired, not financially. When $HYPE goes up, the sack gets heavier. When $TESTICLES goes up, $HYPE gets a little blush. Symbiotic. Biological. Natural.

how 2 buy

Get a Solana wallet. Phantom, Solflare, whatever. Download it and save your seed phrase somewhere safe.
Get some SOL. Buy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to pump.fun. Open the $TESTICLES page and connect your wallet. Check the CA matches the one at the top of this page. Fakes have no hairs.
Grab a pair. Swap SOL for $TESTICLES. Hold with both hands.

open pump.fun

draw ur own balls

Pick a tool, pick a color (right-click a color for the background), draw. Save it and post it.

$TESTICLES mascot flexing with a money bag

this is the mascot. he's been to the gym. he's been to the moon. he has never been to a barber.